Thursday, December 13, 2007

Baseball Players are a Bunch of Cheaters

As I am sure you all have heard by now, the investigation into Major League Baseball's "steroid problem" is officially concluded. Fomer Senator George Mitchell conducted the investigation into steroid abuse in the MLB over the past 20 months.

His list is frightening.

It includes players from every team in the MLB including Roger Clemens, Andy Pettite, Miguel Tejada, and Eric Gagne. Every team in baseball abuses steroids.

Barry Bonds, of course, was the first one on the list. Is there any doubt that his record should be stripped? Mark Ecko branded the record-setting ball with an asterisk and sent it to Cooperstown. Hilarious.

So what next for baseball? Some are calling this the saddest day in baseball history. This report is a direct slap in the face of MLB and I commend it. It must have taken a lot of guts to make this report and I applaud Mitchell's efforts.

This is a clear sign that it is time for the MLB to step up and set up some kind of steroid reviewing company.

Either that or give everyone steroids that way we can all be super-human freaks with huge heads. Maybe the government should develop steroids to give us the ability to fly through the clouds as one BIG happy family.

Check out the article here http://www.cnn.com/2007/US/12/13/steroid.report/index.html

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